I guarantee there are men out there who can't even check five off of the list because there's nothing wrong with being a single man.
It's just the women that are infected. Because being a single woman is the equivalent of being a carrier of a societal plague.
She-who-has-been-in-my-shoes knows I'm not overreacting.
She-who-has-been-in-my-shoes just nodded her head vigorously and possibly shouted out an "Amen" that made her coworkers glance curiously towards her.
I am ninety-nine-and-three-fourths certain that I have heard every single Single Cliche in the book.
A few of those listed on the referenced blog include:
- It happens when you're not looking/It will happen when you least expect it.
- You're too picky.
- He's out there.
- Have you tried online dating?
- When the time is right you'll meet someone.