Me: (Taking my hair down for the umpteenth time) Ugh! I just want to shave my head today!
Husband: Feeling a little Karen Gillian, are we?
Me: (Putting my hair back up) I should have washed my hair. My book was too good though. (Taking my hair down for the frustratingteenth time) Gaaaaaahhhh!!! BLIMEY! Blimey! Bollocks! BUGGER!!
Me: I know. You can't take me seriously when I use them, can you?
Husband: But you are adorable!